Something to go with these testicles

Who's the richest chef that never cooks? Rachel Ray but she's fuckin' obnoxious. Everyone loves Chef Boyardee. If you said no I suggest you become Satan's Love Slave. Now that all the gay people have been converted by awesomeness we begin. I do not cook my Chef Boyardee. I'm assuming it is pre-cooked. Not sure if it's true, but even if it wasn't I still wouldn't put that delicious meat filled pasta in the microwave. There are also stove top directions, but those are for weiner faced noobs. People tell me I'm weird, and then if I eat from the can then I am a hobo. Well, you know what?! So, there!

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