My one-millionth post

Just wanna thank all you loyal fans who have kept me going these past ten years. You're my heart and soul. So there's this website, stuff white people like, google it. It's probably the most informative literature I have ever come across. It has stuff that white people like, such as shorts, and using this knowledge you can make friends with white people. Wow I really thought my one-millionth post would be more eventful than this. I really don't got a whole lot. Anyway leave you with this, a herbal remedy from my home village dictates that you should stick your finger up your butt before you fall asleep that way that butt fairy will come and bless you.