Wednesday, March 26, 2008
I think it is time to accept that this blog will be viewed by me and me alone. My initial hopes of making something people would enjoy. But, alas, theres like a bajillion blogs out there. And you know what? I'm totally fine being racist all by my lonesome self. This is totally just for me. Yep...and if anyone does find me...check out g2p.org it is awesome. And then go to groovygrooves.com it is also awesome.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Who's the richest chef that never cooks? Rachel Ray but she's fuckin' obnoxious. Everyone loves Chef Boyardee. If you said no I suggest you become Satan's Love Slave. Now that all the gay people have been converted by awesomeness we begin. I do not cook my Chef Boyardee. I'm assuming it is pre-cooked. Not sure if it's true, but even if it wasn't I still wouldn't put that delicious meat filled pasta in the microwave. There are also stove top directions, but those are for weiner faced noobs. People tell me I'm weird, and then if I eat from the can then I am a hobo. Well, you know what?! So, there!
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
Just wanna thank all you loyal fans who have kept me going these past ten years. You're my heart and soul. So there's this website, stuff white people like, google it. It's probably the most informative literature I have ever come across. It has stuff that white people like, such as shorts, and using this knowledge you can make friends with white people. Wow I really thought my one-millionth post would be more eventful than this. I really don't got a whole lot. Anyway leave you with this, a herbal remedy from my home village dictates that you should stick your finger up your butt before you fall asleep that way that butt fairy will come and bless you.